The average person does what thirteen times a day?
The Average American does what 22 times a day?
A: Opens Fridge
On Sunday in Florida it is illegal for a single woman to do
What is Johnny Depp afraid of?
Washington police officers get a half hour class in how to
A: Sit Down
In California you can't legally buy a mousetrap without
having a what?
A: Hunting License
Who said "I've never had an accident worth talking about" ?
A: Captain E J Smith of the Titanic
In the French vineyards, it's illegal to do what?
A: Land a Flying Saucer
In Texas it's illegal to swear in front of a what?
Coprastastaphobia is the fear of what?
What type of sportsman are most likely to get diseased
anuses or rectums?
A: Water Skiers
In South Dakota it's illegal to fall down and sleep where?
A: In a Cheese Factory
It's illegal in Georgia to do what with a fork?
A: Eat fried chicken
In Blythe Ca. you can't wear cowboy boots unless you own at
least 5 what?
A: 5 Head of cattle
In Kansas it's illegal to eat cherry pie with what?
A: Ice Cream
The first puck used In the game of ice hockey game, what
was the first puck used made out of?
A: Frozen cow manure
What ailment kills the most fruit flies?
It's illegal in Texas to put what on your neighbors Cow?
A law in Illinois prohibits men from doing what in public?
A: Having an erection
In Minnesota it is illegal to tease what type of animal?